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When a lonely baker makes a desperate wish, sometimes the universe answers, with tentacles, and she finds love at first whisk.

Abby Dixon's life is a hot mess. Her industrial mixer is dead, her sourdough starter is depressed, her love life is nonexistent, and her tall, broody boss Zane is absolutely not someone she should be fantasizing about. Then a mysterious crate arrives at her bakery with a waiver warning of "bonding, awakening, and dimensional irregularities."

The mixer inside isn't just powerful—it's alive. Sentient. Possessive. And very, very interested in helping her... knead.

What starts as the most unusual (and steamy) one-night stand in Portland history turns even more supernatural when Abby discovers she's the Keystone of an ancient magical sanctuary, Zane might know more than he lets on, and her accidental wish for "something easier" has opened a door to tentacles, filthy dreams, and a monster built to satisfy.

Now bonded to a nearly seven-foot tentacled appliance who asks for consent and makes anxiety soup, Abby's world is filled with secret Flour Councils, strange energies, and enough humor, heart, and heat to leave her craving more.

Creamed by My Monster Stand Mixer is a cozy paranormal monster romance featuring a burned-out baker, a grumpy-hot human love interest, explicit open-door spice, and a sentient kitchen beast with serious skills.